[The episode begins with Lincoln whistling as he goes to the couch, but the living room is empty. Then, he walks over to the kitchen, only to find out that Luna is blocking the entrance.]
Luna: "Sorry bro, kitchen's off limits. Lori's in there cooling off. She and Leni had a major throwdown."
Lincoln (points upstairs): "Oh my God, is that Mick Swagger?"
Luna: "What?! (runs upstairs) That lock of hair is mine!"
Lincoln: "Ha-ha-ha. Sucker." (goes in the kitchen)
Lori: "Hey, what are you doing in here?"
Lincoln: "Getting a sandwich, don't know, don't care, shut up."
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Lisa: (takes the bagel from Lincoln) "Mmm...Correction, a plain bagel with flunge, dog hair, (gasps) is that a booger?"
[Lincoln runs to the bathroom]
Lincoln (To Lana): "Do not eat the couch bagel!"
Lana: "Sorry, bathroom's off limits. Leni is in there cooling off from the fight."
(Lincoln pushes Lana out of the way)
(Lincoln pushes Leni out of the bathroom, shuts the door and v